After hearing all of you rip me on (and off) the air, I decided I should probably give in and buy a suit. Here’s what I was thinking…

What do you think?

BFF meaning Big Freaking Foot!!! She got stung by a bee and has yet to go to the doctor’s office despite the fact it keeps getting bigger… check it out:

Her foot may be big, but at least she has better toenails then I do…

Many thanks to everyone at the Delmonte Spa… ESPECIALLY LORRAINE for dealing with my nasty ass toes.
Here’s the finished product, which is MUCH better than before, trust me!

Here’s the video of me getting the pedicure. I warn you, this is a pretty gross video…